No matter where we move to it seems we can't get away from having neighbors. Sometimes that's okay, they turn out to be perfectly lovely people and some of us can even become friends with them. On the flip side though, there are plenty of us who have had more than our fair share of neighbors that we would rather forget. In spite of that, we doubt any of you have had neighbors who turned out to be quite as bad as the following ones here.
1. It Looks More Like a Dog
Scientists have discovered that raccoons can be mischievous, but they are incredibly intelligent and are evolving with time.
So, it won't be a big surprise if the raccoon tricked this person into believing that it is a cat. After all, this neighbor is convinced it is definitely someone's pet cat.
2. A-Fartment, LOL
This neighbor actually believes that he can "Fart them away" and we find nothing wrong with it. After all, it is his apartment (correction: A-fartment) and he can do whatever he pleases.
Can people just let others live and fart in peace? How intolerant we have become that just a harmless fart can make us angry. The air surrounding this needs to change.
3. Whose Side Are You On?
Here is something that needs your attention. Neighbor A was fighting with Dave and Neighbor B was laughing at them because he could hear them through the thin walls. Who do you think is rude in this case?
It's definitely hard for some people to have to put up with fighting neighbors all the time, but Neighbor B knows how to turn an annoying situation into a great time.
4. Oops, Caught!
We really love that this neighbor was honest, he did not come up with a lousy excuse. We need more honesty in the world.
But we do feel that an awkward "my Wi-Fi is down as well" would have worked just fine. But hey, we are not here to judge anyone.
5. A Peaceful Neighbor From Hell
If you ever heard of killing them with kindness, this is taking it to the next level.
And we have to admit that the ending with Namaste made sure that there was a proper ending to a conversation that could've gone ugly. Well played!
6. Know Your Range
This is hilarious. We have to admit that the neighbor who farted did nothing wrong and there is no way to blame that neighbor.
After all, the guy farted in his place and even his response shows how chill he is when it comes to acknowledging his bodily functions. He is a legend.
7. Seems Like a Fitting Contact Name
Why care about a toy that is marginally in the yard of a neighbor? Dan needs to grow up and try to be more accepting. But it seems like Dan never changed and that's why the neighbor saved his number as "A-hole Dan".
So, when Dan couldn't take his head out of his...you know what we mean...he got the best burn from his neighbor. This is pure gold and we wonder if he ever talked about the property line ever again.
8. What Happened Next???
We really, really, really want to know how this one played out. It has all the right ingredients for a perfect story to tell to your grandchildren.
And we just want to point it out that cats belong to no one; it is the other way around.
9. Did The Code Word Worked?
Well, this is diabolical, clever, and humorous all at once. You don't get to make the other person realize that they are wrong in such a passive-aggressive way every day.
We just want this person to give anger management lessons to others. Everyone in favor says the code word "Burn" and those not in the favor say "Pen Is useful."
10. Such A Nice Neighbor
Although this neighbor has already watched Moana for the 12th time, they are nice enough to let their annoyed neighbor choose the next movie.
Our recommendation is to go with Harry Potter. But we do feel bad for the neighbor who had to hear Moana so many times that they remember all the words to it.
11. The Burn He'll Remember
We aren't quite sure how this person thought he could persuade his neighbor to stay at his place.
But the burn she gave back to him was worse than the wildfire. He got shot down in the best way possible. Respect!
12. No Smoking Taquitos!
We can bet that some kid saw Amy drink two glasses of wine before launching an attack on this person.
The best thing would be to buy a box of cheap smelly cigars and smoke them in front of children, Amy, and Randy.
13. Yeah, Blame It All On The Cat
We really liked how the neighbor played it safe by blaming it all on their cat. They could have gone with any other strategy to stop their neighbor from throwing cigarette butts on the ground, but they knew how to handle the situation.
It seems like the cat doesn't agree with its owners. Although honestly, he does look like it needs to stop smoking.
14. Yeah, No Big Deal
The fact that the guy moving out thought he could just detain people like it’s no big deal puts us on the side of the guy whose car was blocked.
The neighbor whose car was blocked came back with a savage response by calling a tow truck. And then he said "it's no big deal" before dropping the microphone.
15. Sharing Is Caring
This is a perfect example of passive-aggressive behavior and we just hope they sorted out the issue, because it could turn ugly if it keeps on going like for a few more days.
And hey, it seems like having security cameras is well worth their cost - for the entertainment value at least.
16. We Have So Many Questions
Maybe there are some parts of the world where this is business as usual. But here in America, we have a lot of questions about what's happening here.
Whoever this person is, we hope they get out of that house as fast as possible.
17. But, They Used A Key
It is exactly like stabbing someone's leg with a pen and then saying, "Hey, I legally purchased this pen, so I did nothing wrong."
This neighbor from hell clearly doesn't realize that they broke into someone's house and it is a complete breach of trust and privacy. But then again, they used a key. End of the argument!
18. Pancakes Are Important, Period
Instead of getting angry, it is always best to STOP ANSWERING THE STUPID TEXTS. Why give them a chance to message you again?
Did anyone notice what Meghan wrote, "car is alarming?" We just hope Meghan found whose car was alarming.
19. Calling The Cops Over a Trash
If you think that how could anyone call the cops over a trash can, you should remember that people also do things like calling the cops over barbecuing in a public park where barbecuing is allowed.
We want to know what happened next. Did he call the cops? After all, trash cans are worth millions of dollars in the black market.
20. That's Not Very Nice
For those of you who don’t know what “butterface” means: it’s a woman who has an attractive body but an unattractive face.
The best thing to do in such a scenario is to talk to the parents because insulting a child is not the way to go.
21. Honesty Is The Best Policy
Sometimes, people can't lie with a straight face or don't have the energy to lie, so they just tell the truth without any worry whatsoever.
So, this person wanted to avoid small talk and had no other option but to hide behind his car. He also didn't want to be rude, and we understand why he did that because small talk can sometimes feel like torture. Moreover, no damage was done.
22. He Will Never Play Have I Ever Again
The best solution to a problem like this is to remove the rear license of the car and replace it with a sign that says, "I will never learn how to park."
This will teach them a good lesson. Or you can simply play this game every time they make the same mistake. Sooner or later, they will learn how to park properly.
23. A Very Tolerant Neighbor
This is just wow because of two reasons. 1: he is no stranger to drunk-driving 2: he is so drunk that it will take several hours to sober up.
Although we all make mistakes, it is not an excuse to keep on repeating the same thing, especially when you know it's wrong. That is totally unacceptable.
24. Perfect Announcement Doesn't Exi...
We wonder if someone actually had the guts to claim it back. Most people would just leave it and buy a new one.
Why wash it in the washing machine when you can hand wash it? This doesn't make a lot of sense. We are a bit confused now, but we want that person to be happy again.
25. How Dare You!
If you live in an apartment building, you may have faced this issue. We can't blame anyone here because it seems like both parties are not making it easier for each other.
But the lady who is always on the phone call needs to keep her voice to a reasonable level and be considerate.
26. A Recipe To Piss Off Your Neighbor
Sometimes, trying to have a rational conversation can become almost impossible if the other person is not taking it seriously.
It is important to respect other people's schedules. Even if you wake up at 5 am, it doesn't mean that the others have to wake up at the same time.
27. He's Got A Valid Point
Hey, we don't want to pass any judgments but if a couple is fighting every day loud enough for everyone on the 4th floor to hear, the relationship is not even remotely healthy!
Although it is not a business of a neighbor to have a say in this, it becomes their business when the constant fighting starts to affect the quality of life of others.
28. Chloe Rubbing Salt Into The Wound
It seems like Chloe had enough of her neighbor that she finally decided to take matters into her hands.
We like what Chloe did because she warned her neighbor before getting their car towed. Let it be a lesson for everyone.
29. Is Age Just A Number?
We kind of feel sad for both of them. The child wants to learn how to play and there's nothing wrong with it. On the other hand, the neighbor who texted is kind of right as well.
He shouldn't have been this rude, but we feel terrible to admit that reply at the end was pretty hilarious.
30. It’s A Risky Job
As far as we know, breaking in if you are not on the lease or mortgage is illegal. And we don't know if doing your business in someone's bed is legal or not, but it is absolutely gross.
Then again, that lady tried to convince him by offering money, but that amount is not too much to take the risk. And just to make it clear, we don't encourage doing it.
31. This Is Love
So the HOA (Home Owner's Association) in this person's neighborhood threatened these people with a fine if they didn't hide their trash cans. It sounds like a valid point, right? Wrong!
Their trash cans have been in the same spot for over a decade. So, this is how they hid the trash cans. They know how to send a message to the HOA.
32. Now That's a Perfect Response
This angry neighbor posted a note in the hopes of embarrassing the person who does not look handicapped. However, things took a quick turn and all of a sudden the neighbor was in the hot waters.
It seems like the neighbor got too angry that he forgot to do some research. Maybe he'll learn from this experience.
33. This Means War
This is, without any doubt, savagery at its absolute finest and we have to give a standing ovation to this person.
It seems clear that the person didn't want to shake it off as some misunderstanding and they took things to the next level without worrying about any consequences. Respect!
34. A Caring and Obedient Grandson
Although the sign alone is good enough to send the message, they made it more intimidating with the inclusion of their grandson.
We are not sure how they are going to convince their grandson to poop on someone else's lawn, but it seems like they are pretty confident.
35. Passive-Aggressive Wi-Fi Fight
The best way to win a passive-aggressive war is to point out annoyingly tiny mistakes.
In most cases, it will make them angrier and you'll be happier. Try this the next time you are in a passive-aggressive fight.
36. Just Look At It Bob
When Bob kept on telling this neighbor to get his fence painted to make the neighborhood look more pleasing to the eyes, he knew what had to be done.
He just took a paintbrush and can of white paint to do a pretty reasonable job. We wonder how Bob reacted after seeing this.
37. That's Pretty Accurate
There's absolutely no denying that one of the most irritating things is to hear your neighbors make noises whenever they walk.
It is a pretty accurate depiction because it looks like upstairs neighbors do wear some sandals made of concrete.
38. Fight For What's Right
This person posted a sign in their yard because they wanted to send a message to some people out there.
We think that they are playing their role in the fight against unwanted dog poop. If the walk of shame can’t stop them then we don’t know what will. Maybe the solution is to do the same with them.
39. Kick Their Sorry Cigarette Butts
This person's neighbors smoke a lot of cigarettes and it seems like they are chain smokers.
It is because this person wrote this message from cigarette butts. We hope that they washed their hands after picking all those butts.
40. Kill Them With Your Charm
This person ordered 30 rolls of toilet paper and someone in the building stole their Amazon package. It can make anyone angry.
Instead of accusing people living in the building, they simply posted this note for whoever stole the toilet paper. But we are not sure if this note made that person realize their mistake or not. We hope it made them return the toilet paper.