1. A Big, Scary Dog
Having a dog helps in keeping away trespassers. Therefore, homeowners put up warning signs for everyone to know about the dog.
This sign is quite misleading as the real doggo is definitely not big and scary (although it is trying its best to look intimidating).
2. Pay The Fine Even After You Are Dead
We really can't understand this sign from Newcastle Tramway Authority. First of all, they are giving a clear warning that touching wires causes instant death and we totally get it.
But the second part about a $200 fine is that makes no sense. Are they saying that you will have to pay the fine even after you die, or if you survive then you will have to pay the fine?
3. What You See Is Not What You Get
We're wondering what led to the moment when they thought, "there's no option but to put a 'Not Haunted' sign outside."
Maybe it is because someone started a rumor that the house is haunted and now no one is buying it. What we think is that putting a sign of not haunted will in fact create more doubts in the minds of potential buyers.
4. Sir, That’ll Be $100
It seems like Guitar Center will sell almost anything by just labeling it something related to guitars. For instance, these strings are for "Air Guitar." So, you need to buy this product if the strings on your air guitar break.
If you don't know what air guitar is, it is not some musical equipment. In fact, it is a form of dance and movement in which a person pretends to play an imaginary heavy metal-style electric or rock guitar.
5. Because Both Create Problems
This sign clearly tells everyone to be careful around wild animals and children and we know some people will definitely agree with it.
Is it because there is not much of a difference between wild animals and children? Any parent here who could verify it?
6. Bad Day To Have A Car
How many of you played the game Grand Theft Auto: Vice City? In the game, your car can float on water if you apply a cheat code.
But this is real life and here you can't do that. So, we just feel bad for the person who only has a car.
7. Seems Legit
Honestly, we find nothing wrong with the signature or the fact that the parent decided to go with "Mom" instead of their signature.
After all, there’s no way a little kid be so smart to come up with such a brilliant plan.
8. Drunken People Crossing
One wonders how many drunken people crossed the road on their knees which forced the authorities had to come up with this sign.
This must be a norm there because you don't see a sign like this so often.
9. Are You Sure, Sir?
As cops find creative ways to catch drug dealers and other criminals, one wonders if this is one of those ways as well.
Maybe a drug dealer will go to this guy and sell drugs because they already know that the person driving this car is "Not A Cop." Only then the person driving the car will catch the drug dealer and say, “I’m a cop.”
10. Yeah, Please Don't Do It
It is easy to laugh at signs like this one, but have you ever wondered why it was put there in the first place?
It is hard to imagine how many people tried to do their business that there was no other option but to put a sign there.
11. Even One Vote Matters
If someone tells you that they won't go out to vote because their vote doesn't matter, just show them this sign.
Look how proud they feel just because a pizza lover voted that they have the best pizza in town.
12. Yeah, We Believe You
This guy had so many people coming to him to buy meth that he had to write this note for everyone. Or maybe he doesn't want to raise any suspicion and that's why he decided to clear the air before anyone starts accusing him of running a meth lab.
Who knows, he might be growing weed in there, but now we're confident he's doesn't have a meth lab.
13. Just The Welcome You Needed
It seems like this place has so many accidents that it has been named Accident by the locals. Or maybe there are no accidents and they came up with this name for the sake of some fun.
Another possible explanation is that the locals don't want too many outsiders to come and that is how they both greet and scare them.
14. Yeah, The Doggo Is Not Lying!
Hey doggo, you look just like a lion, but some people will doubt it after seeing the way you are sitting, and also your tongue is out. Lions don't do that.
And you are just too friendly, which is again something lions are not really good at. Still, we will always believe whatever you say.
15. Grow Your Own Donuts
People easily believe a lot of things they find on the internet. That’s why scammers lure some people into buying really stupid stuff...stuff that doesn't even exist.
Whoever packed a few Cheerios and labeled it as Donut Seeds knows that someone will buy their product.
16. No, You Didn't Just Do That
We totally get the Heavy Pedestrian Traffic sign, but what about the overweight guy?
This is not how it is supposed to work, right? Some people may find it funny while others may get offended.
17. Wow! His Shorts Turned Red!
This 12 Week Program is an innovation in the field of weight loss, hair loss, and color loss (although we don't think the last one is even a word). The point is that the program simply helped the white man lose weight, lose his hair, and totally transform himself as well.
To convince others to join the program, they had one more trick: his shorts were blue and they turned red. Wow!
18. That's A Lot Of Volts
If you search on Google for "One Gazillion Volts," all you will find is a lot of videos of how the Nokia 3310 survives 1 million volts, or how it is charged by it.
We think that this sign was there to put some fear into anyone coming near it. One can hope it worked.
19. Anyone Wants Free Cuddles?
If you ever thought that no one is free enough to spread love and peace, you were so wrong.
Please take a look at this as you can see someone out there is giving free cuddles to anyone who wants them. Faith in humanity restored!
20. A Cute Cat
This person found a "cat" at a local college and was kind enough to look for its owner. We really loved how this person mentioned all the details.
They mentioned that it is a male and then they wrote, "She might be scared." Well, it is an opossum and we hope that they soon realize it is not a cat.
21. The New Hollywood
If you ever went to Hollywood and felt amazed, you haven't seen the best yet. We feel that this is the real Hollywood.
This is the new Hollywood that is 1000 times better than the previous one.
22. The Worst Attempt
The zoo was quick to advertise the arrival of a new tiger and a lot of people came to watch it.
Since the tiger didn't arrive as planned, they had to improvise. They tried to pass an elephant as a tiger. Just so you know, we made all this up but it kind of sounds true.
23. Don't Go Near There
As Hannah Montana took the world by storm in 2006, it is no surprise that there are many fans of this American teen sitcom.
Some people tried to build some businesses that would bring people to those popular concerts, but we hope nobody fell for this one. We hope that they called the police instead.
24. And You Don't Need A Golden Ticket
You know how you must have a Golden Ticket if you want to take a tour of Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory, but that is not the case here.
In fact, you don't need a ticket at all and there's no age limit as well. What are you waiting for? Go in there and have some fun.
25. Just Take My Money
If money is stopping you from buying something that is a bit expensive for you, it is best to turn on the creative mode.
This guy took a big bite out of the apple and used some tape to stick it to his laptop. Why spend so much money when you can use an "apple?"
26. The Church Will Help
Have you ever tried to say something really kind and it comes out and has the opposite effect? Well, this is what happened here.
The Church of The Cross only wants to help people by easing their worries, but it didn't come off as intended.
27. Trigger Warning
Oh boy, this is not something that should be out there. We have a feeling that there must be some story or historical reason behind it - but why Dumb Woman's Lane?
One possible explanation is that it seems like a sign from a long time ago that didn't change even today.
28. Beware of Seagulls
There are some places on earth where street crimes are quite common. In almost every case, street crime is done by a human. But here, things go around a bit different.
Here, seagulls are the real criminals. And people are so scared of them that they have put on signs like this one. Protect your funnel cake or else a seagull will come and steal it from you.
29. What About Bob?
This sign says that "Beware of Bob" and anyone who reads it will be curious to know who the hell is Bob?
Did they mean Bobcat? Even if it is a bobcat, we highly doubt it because they live very secluded lives and are usually scared of humans.
30. Is That A Crow?
We understand that the sign reminds dog owners to let their pets do business only in designated areas, but what about the crow? Or is that an eagle?
Are they trying to say that if your dog poops, then an eagle or crow will fly away with your lovely doggo? Is that even possible?
31. The Best Warning Sign Ever
Usually, some signs give a warning about high voltage which is enough to prevent any trespassers from entering your property.
But this one makes no sense. How can there be a non-drying paint and did they really think that this warning alone is enough to stop a trespasser?
32. What? Even Dogs?
We totally understand that kids should never talk or go somewhere with a stranger, but what about dogs? They are so cute and friendly.
Maybe the reason behind this warning sign is that dogs are into the kidnapping business as well, but we don't know for sure.
33. What? Headless Horses?
This sign clearly says that it is not allowed to ride a headless horse, so it means riding a horse with a head is allowed, right?
It reminds us of the 1999 horror movie, Sleepy Hollow, in which a headless man rides a horse. So, it means that the headless rider from the movie can ride his horse that has a head?
34. Annoying Little Penguins
This sign was put there due to an increasing number of accidents in which drivers didn't check underneath their vehicles for penguins.
If you look at the bottom left of this sign, you will notice that one penguin is lying there without any worry in the world. Or maybe that penguin is a car mechanic.
35. Yeah, Be a Responsible Person
This sign clearly states that even if animals kill you, the biggest issue is that the animals might get sick after eating you.
One wonders why they had to put up this sign. Maybe they are tired of telling people not to stand, sit, climb, or lean on fences.
36. Washing Service for Senior Citizens
According to this sign, they offer wash and vacuum service of senior citizens for $15.95 and most people will totally misunderstand them.
What they actually mean is that senior citizens cannot wash or vacuum themselves and that's why they are offering their services for under $16. That's so kind of them.
37. Yeah, Donate Now
You must have seen how organizations ask for your donation for a cause, but have you seen a bold request for donations such as this one?
They are quite straightforward with their approach and they want that donation from you. They are not giving you an option to consider as they just want you to donate. That's how serious they are.
38. And Welcome To Our Country
This must be the most tourist-friendly country out there. After all, they are so welcoming and kind to everyone. It's just that they don't like tourists that laugh at the natives.
So, it makes sense that they had to come up with a special warning sign.
39. And Control Nothing Else?
Well, how could anyone know that a steep downhill could make people lose control of everything? Even their pee!
This sign clearly warns people that it will happen, so it is best to bring a pair of jeans/shorts when you are on this road (just to be on the safe side).
40. Double Trouble
First of all, it is already a big problem if you are rolling down a steep downhill at full speed because a fall could cause serious injuries. But that's not it. There's another, bigger, problem of crocodiles down there that are prepared to eat you.
If anyone can decode this sign, then please do tell us why they didn't go with any other person instead of a person in a wheelchair.
41. Thug Pigeons
This warning sign clearly shows how a pigeon could fly away with your finger.
If you make a mistake of feeding a lethal pigeon, it will chop off your finger and fly away as if your finger is made of paper and cutting it off is super easy.
42. Can't Trust Even The Police
It is like a bank tells you "your money is 100% safe with us" and then asks you to sign a contract in which you can't claim your money if the bank gets robbed.
The parking lot is under police surveillance and yet they know that they won't be able to protect your valuable items. Nice!
43. Thanks For the Warning
This is an unintentional way to send a message, but we are sure everyone got it.
By the way, shooting here means no photography (we hope that's what it means and nothing else).
44. Beware of Pegasus
This sign makes a lot of sense as there have been a lot of reported sightings of Pegasus.
Do you think it is real or not? If not then keep in mind that we can never be friends.